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Here’s All The Things Gwyneth Paltrow Is Telling You To Put Up Your Vagina Today
GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken ... -
“Come On Emma, You’re Better Than This” Woman Tells Self Before Watching Love Island For ...
NERVOUSLY TAPPING her leg with the TV remote, clearly in the throes of some mental anguish, local woman Emma Kennedy ... -
WWN Storytime: Conor & Donny
WWN has put together a nice little bedtime story about a young boy named Conor and his imaginary friend called ... -
“I’m Just Milking The Bollocks Out Of This Show”
TV ARCHITECT Dermot Bannon opened up about the latest installment of Room To Improve and how using a tired ‘home ... -
These Are The Best TV Shows Of The Decade
WE’VE had our film and music lists of the decade and now is the turn of TV, a medium which ... -
Celebrities Share Their New Year’s Resolutions
EARTH’S leading lights were kind enough to share their New Year’s resolutions with WWN and we’re delighted to be able ... -
Man Chopping Onion Thinks He’s On Masterchef
A LOCAL man who briefly found his groove on the chopping board and made light work of half an onion ... -
Local Mother Beginning To Think ‘Jojo Rabbit’ Not Sequel To Peter Rabbit
ONE NERVOUS mother taking her kids to the cinema is starting to suspect Jojo Rabbit, a satirical film about the ... -
“You Get A Lot Of Slagging, But You Get Over It”; We Speak To Declan ...
NOBODY uses the phone book anymore, but if they did, and they went to H, and went all the way ... -
Bomb Squad Called After ABBA Orchestral Gig Found To Contain Absolute Bangers
THOUSANDS of music fan homes are expected to be evacuated this coming February due to a series of suspected bangers ...