Clare Man Realises He Has Given Away Soul After Reading I-Tunes Terms And Conditions

Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by agreeing to the website’s terms and conditions. Like most people, Diarmuid didn’t have the time to read through over 14,000 words worth of ‘data use policy’, ‘waiver and indemnity’ and ‘privacy’ so he instead instinctively… Read more »

“I’ll Just Have To Cry A Lot More And Come Up With A Better Sob Story Next Year” Vows Melanie McCabe

IRISH X-Factor contestant Melanie McCabe vowed to ‘cry a lot more’ and come up with a ‘better sob story’ next year, after she was booted off the show for the fourth time in five years. Last night, large volumes of overweight people ‘gave out stink’ online about judge Nicole Scherzinger’s decision, but Melanie is determined to keep… Read more »