Category: ENTERTAINMENT


‘You Don’t Know Me’ Says Rihanna On Social Media Platforms Where She Details Every Minute Of Her Life

POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular singer was hitting back at critics that felt they could comment on the singer’s lifestyle choices due to the video for latest single ‘Pour It Up’ and her strong social media presence. Rihanna took aim… Read more »

Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype

TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »

Buzzfeed Running Out Of Lists Of Shit

Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »

Fran’s Teeth To Appear On The Late Late Show

The Late Late Show’s ascension to the bottom of the barrel continues apace with the announcement today that Friday’s show will have some teeth as its main guest. Following on from last Friday’s excellent segment with the cat from the popular TV show Love/Hate the Late Late’s producers have booked in the teeth which departed… Read more »

Clare Man Realises He Has Given Away Soul After Reading I-Tunes Terms And Conditions

Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by agreeing to the website’s terms and conditions. Like most people, Diarmuid didn’t have the time to read through over 14,000 words worth of ‘data use policy’, ‘waiver and indemnity’ and ‘privacy’ so he instead instinctively… Read more »