Eminem Still So Angry

IT is our solemn duty to inform the public that despite decades of wealth, the rap artist born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, also known as Slim Shady, also known as Eminem, is still to this day completely and utterly gosh-darn ticked off at everything. This week the Detroit-born rapper released Kamikaze, his first studio album… Read more »

Roxanne Pallett Burned At The Stake

CHANNEL 5, producers of the reality TV show, Celebrity Big Brother have confirmed that Roxanne Pallett has been burned at the stake this morning in front of hundreds of CBB fans after admitting to lying about being assaulted on the show. Cheered on by the manic crowd, presenter Emma Willis ignited a wooden staff wrapped in cloth and drenched in… Read more »

Baby Shark Kills 5

FIVE people have died and dozens more have been injured in one of the world’s worst shark attacks of all time, when an attempt to replicate the recent online ‘Baby Shark’ craze using a real baby shark went terribly wrong. Wannabe-viral superstars flocked to a beach off the coast of America after hearing that a family of Great… Read more »

Coping In A World Without The Big Bang Theory

AFTER 11 years and over 250 episodes, The Big Bang Theory, considered by many to be the glue holding this fragile world together is tragically drawing to a close following the announcement that the upcoming twelfth season will be its last. The news threw the world into turmoil, with thousands taking to the streets in angry… Read more »

The Rose Of Tralee Is A Brilliant & Modern Competition, Confirms Waterford

THE ENTIRE county of Waterford has come out in praise of the thoroughly modern, brilliant, moving and inspiring Rose of Tralee competition this morning, confirming that if anyone holds a contrary opinion they’re just sore losers. The county has also denied that today’s pronouncements about the competition sit in stark contrast to all negative comments… Read more »

Waterford Whispers News Live Show

Waterford Whispers News is dedicated to bringing you, the public, all the essential news and having discovered injecting the news directly into your veins is illegal (thanks health and safety laws) we will instead deliver it to your eyes and ears in a live setting. Get news’d in the face at the following venues with… Read more »

Actor Who Played Robert Redford Retires Aged 81

BRITISH actor Stephen Jones has announced that he is to retire from his lifelong role as Robert Redford at the grand old age of 81, WWN can confirm. Jones thanked all of his fans and colleagues throughout the years for their continued support, stating that he was looking forward to living the rest of his life as himself at his country estate… Read more »