Indiana Jones Movies Banned From TV Over Concerns They Promote Violence Against Nazis

THE much-loved Indiana Jones series of movies will be absent from TV screens this Christmas, after several far-right groups claimed that the whip-cracking archaeological adventures paint the Nazi party in an incredibly bad light, and may incite hatred and violence against the organisation. Although the movies starring Harrison Ford have featured Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones… Read more »

“Beckham Kissing Daughter Made Me Feel Funny Inside”

SPEAKING out on his latest unwanted comments, British journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan has admitted that David Beckham’s Instagram snap of himself innocently kissing his own daughter made him “feel funny inside”, forcing Morgan to insinuate things set deep within his own warped subconscious. Morgan, who oversaw phone hacking of celebrities and people of interest, and ran fabricated… Read more »

5 Things We Want Ralph To Wreck Next

WRECK-IT Ralph returns to our screens shortly, this time inadvertently ‘breaking the internet’ in a hilarious sequel to the beloved first movie. But why stop there? What’s in store for Ralph in the future? With the internet smashed, here’s five more things we’d like Ralph to turn his smash-happy hands to… 1) Donuts We like… Read more »

David Soul Shot By Dublin Gang

ICONIC 70’s actor and singer David Soul is today battling for his life in intensive care after becoming the latest innocent victim of gun violence in Dublin following yet another gangland shooting in the city last night. Soul, 75, was known to Gardai. “Yeah, of course we know him, sure we all love Don’t Give Up On… Read more »