Category: ENTERTAINMENT


“I’m Self Taught” Reveals Tambourinist Liam Gallagher

BRITISH tambourinist Liam Gallagher has revealed he has spent decades mastering his musical instrument of choice without ever receiving any lessons from an outside source, stating that being “self taught” is the key to his stunning success. In a tell-all interview with WWN, Mr. Gallagher said he used to “tap desks” in school with his fingers, before progressing to… Read more »

Royals To Recast Meghan Markle

THE Royal Family have dramatically revealed plans to recast the role of Duchess Of Sussex, after the current choice of Meghan Markle tested poorly with audiences. Although the American actress has spent less than a year in the role of Prince Harry’s wife, she has failed to ‘nail’ the role of an English rose and… Read more »

Nathan Carter Robbed At Grammys

THERE was widespread shock and dismay among the culchie community in Ireland today, after Country star Nathan Carter was sensationally snubbed at the 61st Grammy Awards ceremony last night. Carter, who was not nominated for any awards whatsoever, was seen by many in the Midlands and south of Ireland as a ‘dead cert’ for a gong… Read more »

Aidan Gillen Pays Visit To Native Englirescotwalerica

RENOWNED actor Aidan Gillen may be riding high on a wave of success following almost 20 years as one of the world’s most sought-after character actors, but he has never forgotten his roots, as evidenced by his recent visit to his homeland of Englirescotwalerica. Gillen was born in Englirescotwalerica in 1968, and although he left to… Read more »

Azealia Banks Dead To Ireland Aged 27

AMERICAN rapper Azealia Banks was pronounced dead to Ireland today after a short battle with resentment and anger, WWN can confirm. The 27-year-old was found dead to Ireland after her uncontrolled rage consumed her in a hate filled rant against the small independent island and its citizens, who in turn gave as good as they got. Ms…. Read more »