Fearful Comedian Carr Seeks Asylum In Syrian Embassy

ENGLISH comedian and humorist Jimmy Carr walked into the Syrian embassy in London this morning seeking political asylum, a lawyer for the man said today. The 39-year-old  arrived with several large vehicles full of cash at 8am on Belgrave Square, and asked for asylum under the United Nations Human Rights Declaration. Earlier Mr Carr announced that he ‘made a terrible error… Read more »

Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers

THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million lucky customers. Taoiseach Enda Kenny unveiled a prototype version of the new water measuring device this afternoon which has a circular 5 inch touch-screen display unit mounted on its head. The free gaming application will work in conjunction with the meters main goal… Read more »