Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Bieber Has Penis

A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »

All Books To Come As Movies Now

At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of a new deal. In response to extensive market research carried out on behalf of Hollywood’s elite producers it has been decided that from now on every novel currently being written will be turned into a… Read more »

‘You Don’t Know Me’ Says Rihanna On Social Media Platforms Where She Details Every Minute Of Her Life

POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular singer was hitting back at critics that felt they could comment on the singer’s lifestyle choices due to the video for latest single ‘Pour It Up’ and her strong social media presence. Rihanna took aim… Read more »

Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype

TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »

Buzzfeed Running Out Of Lists Of Shit

Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »