BREAKING: Population Of Wexford Voted World’s Sexiest People

THE entire county and population of Wexford has been voted the planet’s sexiest town and people in a poll published this morning, WWN can confirm. People of Wexford stole a large majority of the votes from some of the world’s biggest contenders, including Summer Bay in Australia, Love Island in Spain somewhere and loads of… Read more »

X Factor Live Shows To Feature Songs Khashoggi Assassins Listened To

IN the hope of bringing awareness to the crime and showing solidarity with Saudi Arabian journalist and author Jamal Khashoggi, X-Factor producers have confirmed they will feature all of the songs listened to by his assassins as they tortured him to death in tonight’s live show performances. Jamal Khashoggi was allegedly dismembered by a hit squad while still alive in a Turkish based Saudi… Read more »

Wikipedia Under Fire After Spoiling ‘Making A Murderer’ Season 2

LIVID binge watching fans have criticised online encyclopedia website Wikipedia for not putting ‘spoiler warnings’ on their entries for Steven Avery, Brendan Dassey and the Netflix series ‘Making A Murderer’. With the second series of the hugely popular and engrossing piece of Hollywood entertainment dropping on Netflix today, many eager fans of the TV show… Read more »

Westlife Never Fucking Off

DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music being used to torture detainees in Guantanamo bay, Westlife are to reign further torture on the ear holes of the public as it seems they’re vowing to ‘never fucking off’. With fresh concert dates announced… Read more »

JK Rowling Confirms Hedwig Self-Identified As A Cat

HARRY POTTER author JK Rowling has yet again revealed a nugget of previously unknown information regarding a character from her wildly popular series of books, long after the series has ended. Hedwig, Harry Potter’s pet owl, struggled with the fact he self-identified as a cat, the author explained, despite there being no evidence whatsoever of… Read more »