There’s A “Rob” Kardashian, Apparently

WWN are receiving confirmed reports of the existence of a Robert “Rob” Kardashian, apparently a brother of the Kardashian sisters, who has generated headlines about himself with the aid of stories about his ex-wife or his house burning down or something. “Rob”, who shares the family’s genetics with a tendency towards large breasts, a huge… Read more »

Sheeran Quits Twitter Over Trolls, The Thin-Skinned Ugly Ginger Twat

MUSIC making Brit Ed Sheeran has sensationally quit social media platform Twitter after persistent trolling, WWN can exclusively reveal. The ugly, thin-skinned ginger twatbag and Shape of You singer, Sheeran, has confirmed his desire to limit his exposure to virulent insults and death threats leading some commentators to suggest the empty-headed abomination obviously can’t take… Read more »