Category: ENTERTAINMENT


2016 Asked What Its Fucking Problem Is

FOLLOWING the news that the year 2016 has added songwriting legend Leonard Cohen to its list of prominent homicides this year, the world has confirmed it wants to know what 2016’s fucking problem is. “You’re just fucking taking who you like – a funk and pop God, a Glam hero and someone I played on… Read more »

Emmerdale Residents Abandon Cursed Village

AFTER years of unnatural death, tragedy and human anguish, the population of a Yorkshire village have decided to move en masse to a new home, after finally accepting that their home must be located on the site of an ancient burial ground or something. The residents of Emmerdale were numbed yesterday to learn that yet another… Read more »