Category: Christmas

Toy Show Moved To 3 Arena Due To Ticket Demand

WITH tickets reportedly changing hands for 6-figure sums, RTÉ bosses have taken the unprecedented decision to move this Friday’s Late Late Toy Show to the 3 Arena after the broadcaster revealed over 84 million people requested tickets, WWN can exclusively reveal. “We were nailed on for 5 nights in Croke Park, but you know how… Read more »

Experts Calculate Exact Amount Of Drink You Need To Get Through The Christmas

NUMBER-crunching drink researchers have issued an intrinsic guide to alcohol consumption ahead of the festive season, with pointers as to how much everyone should drink over the month of December, regardless of age, gender, or tolerance for alcohol. Staff at the Irish Intake Institute (III) calculated the average amount of drink drank in December across Ireland,… Read more »

Total Legend Already Planning 12 Pubs Of Christmas

ONE full-time mad bastard has taken time out of his busy schedule of mad-bastarding to draw up a preliminary outline of this year’s ’12 Pubs Of Christmas’, which he promises will be ‘totally the best craic ever, like’. Absolute lad Michael ‘Mikey’ Lennon has informed the other members of his ‘DA LADDZ’ Whatsapp group as… Read more »