Category: Christmas

“Nice Of You Fuckers To Show Up For Once” Points Out Priest At Midnight Mass

A PRIEST, foregoing the unsteady truce between the clergy and Christmas mass goers, which involves pretending that he recognises everyone in attendance, has confirmed that it was ‘nice of you fuckin’ sin-soaked heathens to show up I suppose’. Spitting on the floor in their general direction, Fr. Willy Macken told parishioners of St. Declan’s church… Read more »

Michael D Higgins Xmas Message To Focus On ‘Good For Nothin’ Skank Ass Hoes’

IN HIS distinctive lyrical lilt the President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins recorded his annual Christmas message to the Nation earlier this morning, and as always, its content will give many people cause to pause and reflect. WWN can exclusively reveal that President Higgins, deviating significantly from previous Christmas messages chose to focus ‘trifling bitches… Read more »