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Dozens Of Lilt Men Made Redundant
THERE go the Lilt men. Lilt! Lilt, it had a totally tropical taste; pineapple and grapefruit and has now been ... -
Soaring BP Profits Not Related To Soaring BP Gouging
BP has explained to the hard of thinking that their record-setting €26bn profits for last year has nothing to do ... -
Local Man Wondering How To Do That Thing Where You Just Get All Your Debt ...
WATERFORD man Derek McCoran has found himself in a situation like so many other people where he has enough money ... -
Laid-Off Tech Worker Always Feared The Day Would Come When He’d Have To Do Real ...
THE announcement of more job losses at PayPal and Google has resulted in many tech workers realising that their parents ... -
Energy Company To Wipe You Down With Your Own Pants When Finished
THE announcement that ESB customers are to receive a once-off payment of €50 per household as compensation for a decade ... -
Man Charged With Killing M&Ms After Catching Them In Bed With Wife
A COURT has heard that it was a ‘crime of passion’ which led to one American man to a moment ... -
World Experiencing Shortage Of Boxes People Clear Their Desks Into When Laid Off
FEARS are growing that the sheer number of global lay-offs in the coming year could exceed the number of available ... -
Multinationals Reassure Soon To Be Fired Employees That Profits Won’t Be Harmed
AN INCREASING number of emotionless CEOs, reading from the ChatGPT prompt ‘have to tell employees they’re fired but capitalism will ... -
Man Who Buys Everything Online From Tax Evading US Retailer Furious Over Argos Closure
“WE NEED to keep local people in jobs in the community or we’ll become a ghost town,” confirmed ie hard ... -
Applegreen Launch Reduced-To-Clear Pumps
THE Road Safety Authority has issued a nationwide traffic warning today urging motorists not to flock to their local Applegreen ...