Category: BUSINESS

“VR Headset Will Allow Facebook Users Fight To The Death In Comment Sections” – Zuckerberg

FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg has today confirmed that one of the Oculus Rifts’ biggest features will be to allow irate Facebook users battle it out to the death in the social network’s many comment sections. Speaking at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, the billionaire CEO said the virtual reality headset will put ‘keyboard warriors’… Read more »

“Easter Sunday Is Our Most Profitable Day,” Archbishop Slams 1916 Church Closures

A DUBLIN city archbishop has today slammed an Easter Sunday safety cordon put in place for 1916 commemorations, which will see six city centre churches closed on the most profitable day of the year. “This is the equivalent of shutting down Smyths during Christmas,” Church of Ireland Archbishop of Dublin Michael Jackson told WWN this… Read more »

Internet Down Worldwide

IN A rare outage, visitors to the Internet today were greeted with a message reading “error 999”, leaving billions of users worldwide without any access, causing trillions of euros in lost revenue. At approximately 17:34 GMT, the global system of interconnected mainframe, personal, and wireless computer networks seemingly crashed without warning, the first time since… Read more »