OFFICE banter! What would work be without it? Some say much better, but those killjoys are wrong. Of course, there’s a few lines between banter and getting the sack, but if you’re the right side of it you could become the resident office legend! And who doesn’t want that title? WWN has carefully crafted some… Read more »
STUCK in a rut? Don’t know if your current job is what you want to be doing for the rest of your working days? Well, you’re not the only one, plenty of people go in search of new careers and are often rewarded with a much better work/life balance. Here, below are a few careers… Read more »
TECH giant Microsoft has shaken up the business world by putting in a $26 billion bid for business networking site LinkedIn. If Microsoft’s bid is successful, and the takeover is approved, they will have succeeded in their attempts to buy the world’s largest collection of fabricated and exaggerated CVs. “We’re looking for ideas when it… Read more »
WHILE few people have forgotten the Moriarty Tribunal, the tribunal of inquiry into the financial affairs of both Charles Haughey and Michael Lowry, many can be forgiven if the details contained within the 1500 page final report are at this point a bit hazy. Interest in the riveting and hilarious tribunal has been reinvigorated after… Read more »
FOOD inspectors were called to a Waterford branch of McDonalds today, after reports a customer had bitten into a burger and found traces of food in it. The unprecedented discovery was made by Dungarvan youth, Ian Keenan, 19, as he tucked into his Big Mac meal at lunchtime yesterday. Expecting the usual lukewarm flavourless “edible matter”,… Read more »
BUSINESS! Almost everyone is part of one. Profits. That’s something businesses want. Buzzwords. The only way you can achieve businessy profiting is by wowing your customer base with words that buzz or as experts refer to them ‘buzzwords’. We’ve got 6 hot off the press buzzwords that if you’re not already using you really should… Read more »
NATIONWIDE productivity has ground to a halt as close to 100% of work related emails are no longer work related and instead solely focused on the fact that Game of Thrones is back on TV screens. “Did you watch it last night, class wasn’t it?” began most emails between coworkers this morning as everyone caught… Read more »
THERE was good news on the jobs front today, as several Dublin crime syndicates announced a number of vacancies, available immediately. Suitable candidates will be well-versed in drug-trafficking, money laundering, racketeering, and menacing the public, with the ability to kill another human being without remorse considered a bonus, but not essential. The hiring spree comes… Read more »
THE way we experience a breeze blowing through our homes could be about to change forever, after air manipulation experts Dyson announced the revolutionary new “Vindow”, expected to hit the market at a cool (and cooling) €6,500. Having done wonders in the field of moving air from A to B with their vacuum cleaners, fans… Read more »
