THE Institute of International and European Affairs (IIEA) has today confirmed it has filled a previously advertised position for a useless bollocks with former Irish Taoiseach, Brian Cowen. Funded by big business, including AIB, Bank of Ireland, building giant CRH, Denis O’Brien’s Digicel, Google and Goldman Sachs, the non-profit policy research body said it was delighted to also announce that John… Read more »
BILLIONAIRE Denis O’Brien’s telecommunications outfit Digicel have announced a 25% cut in their total global workforce as the company attempts to restructure and dedicate resources to allowing O’Brien pursue litigation on a full time basis. “It’s not just civil cases he enjoys, Denis wants to see what else is out there in the world of… Read more »
A GROUP of professionals working in the centre of Dublin city has been shocked to discover no one in the pub they have just entered are remotely impressed by them, WWN can reveal. Taking a break from high pressured jobs and seeking respite a world away from the hustle and bustle of the Helter skelter… Read more »
A HUGE jobs boost for Ireland this morning as Microsoft confirmed they will hire 600 more people that are in all likelihood more qualified than you, ya waste of space. Those seeking to switch careers, gain full time employment or take that next step on the career ladder are invited to apply for one of… Read more »
A RECENT survey of the planet’s surface performed by NASA has found that almost half of the Earth is now entirely covered by some 23,000,000 Facebook data centres, raising fears it may be totally consumed by 2070 if legislation is not introduced to curb the phenomenon. The survey found that a total of 92,543,000 mi²… Read more »
GOING against all expert advice on how to construct your LinkedIn page, one Dublin ‘thought leader’ has used their profile summary to state the 18 different ways in which they are an ‘expert creative strategic thinker’ with the aid of an online thesaurus. Gavin Hemmings is believed to belong to the small group of professionals… Read more »
LIMERICK entrepreneurs the Collison brothers are today dealing with an avalanche of requests from the entire country for ‘a few quid’, after becoming the youngest billionaires in ireland. Patrick and John Collison, said to be ‘doing well for themselves at computers or something’, saw the valuation of their company Stripe rise to 9bn dollars following a… Read more »
LONDON city police have confirmed today that they had to “move on” Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales this morning after he was found to be begging on the side of the street. The 50-year-old entrepreneur was given a verbal warning by the police, who told him he was “making the place look bad”, and that he should… Read more »
A LAID BACK and fun to work for Dublin business is forcing its employees to have fun with a mandatory Fancy Dress Friday in honour of Halloween. Maintaining a chilled out work atmosphere in an effortless manner, several employees with pending deadlines have been forced to wear costumes in a bid to pretend to have… Read more »
