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Man’s Finger Expertly Trained To Hit ‘No Tip’ On Card Machine Within 0.0003 Of A ...
ONE DUBLIN man’s body is evolving at a rapid rate in response to the developments in the payment options presented ... -
“How Many More Fucking Years Of This Bullshit?” Contemplates Man On Commute To Work
IT WAS another routine morning for local man Eoin Carmody as he contemplated the years of soul-crushing work ahead of ... -
Elon Musk Declared A Genius After Jamming Fork In Plug Socket
PLUCKY self-made billionaire and owner of Twitter Elon Musk is once again wowing superfans with his latest incomprehensibly awesome feats ... -
Woman Mulling Over Career Change Surprised By Lack Of Six-Figure Jobs For Doing Fuck All
A DUBLIN woman is reconsidering her career change plans after the disappointing discovery that there isn’t much in the way ... -
Hilarious: Mortgage Holders Under The Impression They Own The House
JUST when you thought you’ve heard it all these days, it appears that people who have straddled themselves with a ... -
“Maybe Giving Money To Alleged Sex-Trafficker Putting Advertisers Off Twitter,” Ponders Musk
BEGINNING to question his undisputed genius for the first time in his life, Twitter owner Elon Musk pondered whether paying ... -
Banks Now Require First Time Buyers To Leave Bloodied Corpse Of Rival Buyer On Doorstep
IT’S hard to keep up with the changing landscape of mortgage requirements but bidding on your first home just got ... -
Buckfast Launch ‘Buckast 0.0’
DO you really enjoy the syrupy cough medicine taste of the popular session tonic wine Buckfast but are currently off ... -
Pilot’s Fuel Gauge Always In The Red
“I DON’T like to fill it up as it will be less likely to blow up into a fireball if ... -
Tradesman Removes ‘No Job Too Small’ Slogan From Van
OVERWHELMED with lucrative contracts thanks to growth in the construction industry, local chippy Mark Fieldman went about the process of ...