Category: BUSINESS


Lynx Admit They’ll Never Top Africa

IN A poignant press release, the creators of Lynx deodorant have admitted that they’ll never top the smell of their best-selling product, Lynx Africa. Named after the continent, Lynx Africa was released 20 years ago to a wave of praise from teenage boys across the world. The fragrance was added to bodysprays, roll-ons and shower… Read more »

Tampons Recalled After Failing Kitesurfing Test

FEMIPAX, a leading manufacturer of feminine sanitary products, has been forced to pull their line of tampons from supermarket shelves after it was found they were unsuitable for use while Kitesurfing. By EU standards, all tampons should provide lasting freshness and confidence to women all day, regardless of what activity they may get up to…. Read more »

David Drumm Applies For J1 Visa

FORMER Anglo Irish Bank CEO David Drumm has arrived back in Ireland this morning, where he instantly jumped in a cab and went to the USIT office to apply for a J1 visa back to the States. The shamed executive, who presided over Anglo Irish during the tumultuous lead-up to the fateful ‘bank guarantee’ which… Read more »