Category: BUSINESS

Rural Post Office To Take Up Oil Painting Or Something

A COUNTY Tipperary post office has admitted today to not knowing what the future holds after the government announced that 80 of its fellow branches may be closed across the country in a cost-cutting measure. Speaking from its main street location, the rural post office explained that there isn’t much work out there for businesses of its… Read more »

European Think Tank Fills Useless Bollocks Position

THE Institute of International and European Affairs (IIEA) has today confirmed it has filled a previously advertised position for a useless bollocks with former Irish Taoiseach, Brian Cowen. Funded by big business, including AIB, Bank of Ireland, building giant CRH, Denis O’Brien’s Digicel, Google and Goldman Sachs, the non-profit policy research body said it was delighted to also announce that John… Read more »