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TikTok Fined €300mn For Targeting Children When Still In The Womb
YET ANOTHER humongous fine has been levied on TikTok after the Irish Data Protection Commissioner found the app was targeting ... -
WWN Reviews Sean Quinn’s New Book
WWN’s literary editor Peter Percival Penrose reviews Sean Quinn’s new book ‘In My Own Words’ which sets a new benchmark ... -
BREAKING: Pub Has Only One Decent Shitter
PANIC has set in for local man Daniel Ryan today as WWN can exclusively reveal the pub he’s currently sitting ... -
Banks Warn Of New ‘We Replaced Staff With Chat Bots & Now Hackers Are Taking ...
BANKS responsible for drastically cutting staffing numbers and turning branches into cold, faceless bank shelters dependent on poor automated teller ... -
Musk Now Has Enough Children To Begin Replacing All His Major Organs
WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT of a third child sired with singer Grimes, last place in the Hank Scorpio lookalike competition Elon ... -
BP CEO Resigns After Failing To Hit Q3 ‘Destroy The Planet’ Targets
CONTRARY to reports that BP CEO Bernard Looney resigned from his position after misleading the board over personal relationships with ... -
Choosing The Perfect Pickup Truck You’ll Never Properly Utilise
ARE you looking for the perfect 3.0 litre pickup truck to help you ferry the odd middle-isle power tool from ... -
Enough With The Fucking Sourdough, Cafes Told
TIRED with being given sourdough as a standard type of bread-based accompaniment with their meals, Ireland’s cafe and restaurant customers ... -
How Many Puns Can We Get Out Of Durex’s Erection Screw Up?
RKT-M-36664 CROWDS couldn’t help but stand to attention as they bore witness to Durex’s erection screw up which saw the ... -
New STD Test Kit Company Delivers Results To Your Workplace Via Brass Band
SEEKING to set themselves apart from the crowd of similar companies offering home STD kit tests, Irish business ResultKit have ...