A LOCAL Dublin man is beaming with pride after realising he asked a female coworker questions pertinent to the business they both work in before letting his mind drift to thoughts of just what he would do with her given half the chance. Neil O’Dowding (27) was so preoccupied with an upcoming presentation to clients… Read more »
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner casually douses the 430,000 square foot campus in petroleum. In a post on his page on the social network yesterday, CEO Mark Zuckerberg vowed to “fix” Facebook, in what he described as his personal challenge for… Read more »
EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »
APPLE CEO Tim Cook has responded to claims that the casing on the new iPhone X is not as durable as previous models after several videos emerged of customers successfully shattering the glass material after dropping them from a height several times. The much-anticipated handset, priced from €1,100, only went on sale last week and has already… Read more »
STRICT new rules surrounding the distribution of edibles deities will come into place at the start of next year, forcing the Catholic Church to make a full list of dietary information available to everyone they give Holy Communion to. Until now, the church was free to pass out communion wafers without informing their congregation as… Read more »
AFTER being impressed by the speed and efficiency of the Westeros raven delivery system as displayed in this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, An Post chiefs have ordered thousands of crows and jackdaws for branches across the country in a move aimed at speeding up delivery times and reducing overtime for postal workers. Although… Read more »
A NEW study has revealed that the majority of office workers get next to no work done in the early hours of the day as they’re much too busy thinking about what they’re going to get for lunch. Monitoring the brain waves of thousands of workers, scientists at TCD were able to see first hand… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin man working in an advertising agency has led everyone in the office to believe he reckons he’s a bit of a ‘Don Draper type of character’. Possessing all the positive, professional trademarks which so enamoured viewers to the flawed character played by Jon Hamm, Colin Henning has confirmed to coworkers that although… Read more »
