THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »
APPLE CEO Tim Cook has responded to claims that the casing on the new iPhone X is not as durable as previous models after several videos emerged of customers successfully shattering the glass material after dropping them from a height several times. The much-anticipated handset, priced from €1,100, only went on sale last week and has already… Read more »
STRICT new rules surrounding the distribution of edibles deities will come into place at the start of next year, forcing the Catholic Church to make a full list of dietary information available to everyone they give Holy Communion to. Until now, the church was free to pass out communion wafers without informing their congregation as… Read more »
AFTER being impressed by the speed and efficiency of the Westeros raven delivery system as displayed in this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, An Post chiefs have ordered thousands of crows and jackdaws for branches across the country in a move aimed at speeding up delivery times and reducing overtime for postal workers. Although… Read more »
A NEW study has revealed that the majority of office workers get next to no work done in the early hours of the day as they’re much too busy thinking about what they’re going to get for lunch. Monitoring the brain waves of thousands of workers, scientists at TCD were able to see first hand… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin man working in an advertising agency has led everyone in the office to believe he reckons he’s a bit of a ‘Don Draper type of character’. Possessing all the positive, professional trademarks which so enamoured viewers to the flawed character played by Jon Hamm, Colin Henning has confirmed to coworkers that although… Read more »
GOOD NEWS on the job from for county Cork as burgeoning monkey business has announced 23 positions, which will be filled in the coming weeks. While little detail has been given regarding the positions, anyone with previous experience in acting the maggot is encouraged to apply. “We take our monkey business seriously, so anyone with… Read more »
LEADING experts in recruitment have confirmed that certain people’s insistence at listing ‘sharing and sending class memes’ as one of their core skills on their CVs and job applications could actually be a barrier to being hired. Recruitment researchers at the Research Institute of Studies for the Study of Research & Studies are now appealing… Read more »
IT has been officially confirmed by one man in a Waterford office that the current audit manager must have attained such a high-ranking position thanks to a series of open-legged interviews along the way. Colm Jennings, 35, made the assertion during his fourth coffee break yesterday, after AM Sheila Conway walked past and said hello to… Read more »
