THE west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown is set to become one of the biggest data capitals of the world, rivaled only by Silicon Valley itself, which has come as a great shock to the residents of the west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown, as well as anyone familiar with the west Dublin suburb of Blanchardstown. The news… Read more »
A QUIET DEVASTATION descended upon the tranquil and serene snow capped hills of Davos, Switzerland this morning after news broke that the World Economic Forum’s annual peasant hunting would have to be cancelled due to excessive snow. Attendees at WEF, made up of billionaires and world leaders, were said to be saddened at the news,… Read more »
Good after morning, Due to the appalling rise in fake news and alternative media, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is thankfully making it harder for users to make their own decisions and seeing content from publisher pages that they wish to follow, instead prioritising more important content like family and friend’s posts. We absolutely love this genius idea… Read more »
A STUDY conducted among the richest 1% of the world’s population, which is now convened at the secretive Davos summit, reveals that a total of 0% of politicians make decisions independently with many participants in the study proudly listing the names and locations of the politicians they own. “It’s fancy 21st slavery for rich people… Read more »
WWN knows how tough it can be keep an eye on the hyperactive, inquisitive and mischief making toddler/toddlers you have at home. And while we’re not ones to judge here at WWN Parenting, we’ve noticed you’ve taken your eyes off the little tyke there for what can only have been 7 seconds at most, but… Read more »
A LOCAL Dublin man is beaming with pride after realising he asked a female coworker questions pertinent to the business they both work in before letting his mind drift to thoughts of just what he would do with her given half the chance. Neil O’Dowding (27) was so preoccupied with an upcoming presentation to clients… Read more »
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner casually douses the 430,000 square foot campus in petroleum. In a post on his page on the social network yesterday, CEO Mark Zuckerberg vowed to “fix” Facebook, in what he described as his personal challenge for… Read more »
EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at the impending Christmas party, completely unaware their future conduct at the festivities will see them fired almost immediately. Rubbing his hands together with considerable glee, Stephen Handratty (24) loudly proclaimed “woo! Christmas party tonight, can’t… Read more »
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having the entire country unlocked by a Chinese guy working out of a shop in Moore Street called Extra Good Phone Unlock & Afro Caribbean Hair Product Store. Confronted with the entire Irish revenue system, a… Read more »
