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Meet The Five Lads Who Are Keeping Ireland Safe From International Terrorism
FOLLOWING the appointment of one new anti-terrorism specialist, swelling Ireland’s ranks to an impressive five, WWN have decided to sit down ... -
Merkel To Celebrate 4th Term With Fiscally Responsible Party
OPINION polls have given Angela Merkel a commanding lead ahead of September 24th elections with a boost to her reelection ... -
Ambulances To Be Fitted With Old Man Who Knows Roads ‘Real Well’
“AUL McCarthy, is it? Heart at him?” said Noel Coughlan, the 76-year-old man assigned to a team of paramedics operating ... -
Kim Jong Un Spends Day Making Rocket Noises
ATTEMPTS to negotiate a peace deal with North Korea have reached an impasse, with the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un ... -
Kinahan Cartel Down To Last Couple Of Billion After Latest Garda Seizure
THE CRIME cartel is said to be reeling after a garda seizure which has left the criminal enterprise with just ... -
Galway Win Some Bullshit Tournament
THERE were embarrassing scenes in Galway this afternoon after the local hurling team won some Mickey Mouse tournament and the ... -
Absolute Legend At Electric Picnic Gets Photo Taken With Garda
SOCIAL media lit up like a Christmas tree this morning after an absolute edge-lord at Electric Picnic became the first ... -
Guide To Securing All Ireland Final Tickets From The Local GAA Club
SO you’ve followed your county to every single match they played; through hail, sleet, wind and rain but for some ... -
Are You Going To Electric Picnic? Here’s How To Shut Up About It!
ARE you one of the 55,000 people set to descend on Stradbally this weekend? Have you already begun flooding social ... -
9 Atrocities The Evil EU Carried Out On Innocent Britons
AS negotiations between Britain and the EU continue to simmer with tension, WWN’s sister publication in the UK, The WWN ...