Man Wearing Skinny Jeans Has Penis Removed

Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can report. Farrell (21), an avid wearer of skinny jeans took the unexpected step of having the elective surgery in order to make his day-to-day life more manageable. “It’s something I’ve thought long and hard about,”… Read more »

Photoshop Named Photographer Of The Year

 The International Association of Photographers (IAP) has again voted Photoshop its photographer of the year. This is the third time Photoshop has won the award. The 2013 incarnation of the award was revealed to the public this week after several rounds of voting and heated debate. “Photoshop’s undoubted capacity to show us the World we… Read more »

Further Outcry As Irish Water Spends €4 Billion On Biscuits

WWN can exclusively reveal that on top of €50 million spent on consultation fees Irish water spent an additional €4 billion on biscuit related purchases. Embattled Irish Water chief John Tierney has leapt to the defence of his organisation’s spend on biscuits. “Every company has certain costs they accrue as they initially set up,” explained… Read more »

David Moyes To Be Brought Behind Shed And Shot

Manchester United manager David Moyes is facing the serious possibility of being taken around the back of the old shed and shot if he fails to secure his club’s first win of 2014 against Swansea this Saturday. While many football pundits have pointed out that the current Premier League champions are enduring poor form many… Read more »