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Council Unsure Why They Placed Traffic Cones Here 9 Years Ago
A LARGE scale investigation involving thousands of personnel has failed to uncover the reasoning behind Waterford council’s decision to place ... -
5 Advantages Of Living In The Countryside
TIRED of living in the town where you grew up? No? Well, you might not have much say in the ... -
“My Bad” God Apologises For Accidentally Knocking Rogue Planet Into Earth’s Path
GOD the Almighty has today apologised for what his public relations team, the Vatican, are calling “an unforeseeable accident”, after ... -
“I Know We Haven’t Talked In 6 Years But Let’s Get Back Together”
IN THE latest entry to the WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, ... -
File On Secret RTÉ Producer ‘Accidentally’ Submitted To Tusla
CHILD and family agency Tusla have been told to have an incriminating file ‘on standby’ for whenever the identity of ... -
Remembering The Time Kim Jong Un Went To Irish College On Achill Island
THE picture looks like any other picture from an Irish college; smiling youthful faces, giddy with being away from home ... -
Best & Worst Dressed At Ploughing 2017
WITH this year’s annual Plouging Championships drawing to a close, it’s time for townies all across the country to have ... -
“What Selection Of Gins Have You Got?” Absolute Battleaxe Asks Barman
BAR staff in Dun Laoghaire are on high alert this evening following news that local battleaxe, Angela Reynolds, is out ... -
Union Set Up To Prevent World Wars Allows Moron To Try & Start A New ...
THE UNITED Nations, an intergovernmental organisation tasked to promote international order, has come under fire today after allowing American president ... -
Innocent Bystanders Warned To Stay Out Of Dublin For A While
GARDAÍ have issued a warning to all innocent bystanders following a recent spate of gangland killings in the Dublin area, ...