WWN Horoscopes

Aries  March 21 – April 19 While no one will ever take your place in her heart, three elderly fishermen, Howdo, and a member of the Butterfly band have taken your place in her other areas. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip… Read more »

Enda Kenny Must Be ‘Mad Craic Altogether’ After Hilarious Photobomb, Thinks Everyone

EVERYONE WHO has seen this hilarious photobomb picture of Enda Kenny at the All-Ireland Final thinks he’s ‘mad craic alrogether’, it was revealed today. The Taoiseach was pictured making humorous facial gestures behind two unsuspecting females yesterday, who were posing innocently for a photograph at the time. “Our friend said he’d kindly take a picture of… Read more »

Study Shows Some Thick Cunts Emigrated Too

THE CENTRAL Statistics Office’s figures reveal over 200,000 people have emigrated since the economic crisis of 2008. Hot on the heels of these figures on emigration comes a study from UCC’s Institute for Social Science which gets to the bottom of the country’s disheartening ‘brain drain’. ‘Brain Drain’ is a technique used by foreign countries… Read more »

Obesity Epidemic ‘Hilarious’ To Thin People

Ireland’s emerging obesity problem is providing much needed light relief for the thin percentage of the population. Although Ireland is fast running out of thin people, those that remain are reported to derive great joy from seeing how the heavier half lives. In a survey carried out by WWN 80% of thin people surveyed admitted… Read more »