Unbelievable: Irish TD Admits Spending €134k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Idol Groucho Marx

A COUNTY Waterford politician has spent twelve years and €134,000 in an effort to look like his hero Groucho Marx, it was revealed today. Independent TD John Halligan has used the Marx brothers distinguished features as the inspiration for numerous surgeries, including a hair transplant from his scrotum to secure full eyebrows and moustache, eyelid… Read more »

Woman Find’s True Love With Elderly Man’s Bank Balance

In local news today a Tramore woman is said to be planning Waterford’s biggest ever wedding after a chance encounter with an infirm and elderly American Billionaire earlier this month. Trudy Gilmartin, met Texan billionaire Roy Herbert Jones (89) by chance after closely monitoring his movements via a number of social media sites. They bumped… Read more »

Gordon D’Arcy’s Beard To Play At Centre Against Wales

The lineups have been announced ahead of the much anticipated 6 Nations clash between Ireland and Wales this Saturday. Paul O’Connell is reinstalled and will captain the side that ,at first, appeared to contain no surprise selections. Upon closer inspection of the team sheet it became apparent that Leinster and Ireland centre Gordon D’Arcy has… Read more »