‘When Is Someone Finally Going To Stand Up To The Government’ Asks Man Who Has No Intention Of Doing Anything

A disgruntled and frankly enraged Sligo man, Dermot Kelly, screamed from the rooftops of his laptop last night to vocalise his frustration at what he described as “the continued arsehole nonsense of the current coalition Government”. Kelly, an Art teacher, reached the end of his tether while watching the latest instalment of Tonight with Vincent… Read more »

Duncan Stewart: ‘My Coal Fire Shame’

ENVIRONMENTALIST, activist and TV presenter Duncan Stewart exclusively open up to the Waterford Whispers News this week about his personal heating habits, revealing he is not quite the squeaky clean tree-hugger he is made out to be in the media. I met Duncan on his wind farm in Tipperary where he was attending to a… Read more »

Mourinho: ‘Playing Shit And Losing 2-0 Also A Mind Game’

Jose Mourinho has claimed that Manchester City’s convincing defeat of his Chelsea side was in fact part of one of his infamous mind games. “We play poorly, maybe yes, but it is to give to the City false confidence. Mind games!” the ex-Madrid manager told ITV reporter Gabriel Clarke in his post-match interview. Mourinho’s comments… Read more »

Astronomy Ireland: Full eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead to be visible over Ireland tomorrow

A FULL eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead will be visible over the Irish skyline shortly after daybreak tomorrow morning, Astronomy Ireland has revealed today. Irish citizens are expected to do a double take when they see the forehead peering over the southern horizon. Weather permitting, observers should begin to see Marty’s curly locks appear between… Read more »

RTÉ Reveals This Year’s Eurovision No-Hopefuls

With much fanfare RTÉ has announced this year’s Eurovision No-Hopefuls. Ireland’s Eurovision hopes and dreams rest on the shoulders of 5 contestants who will perform live before the public on the 28th of February on the Late Late Show. The contestants are a woman, another woman, a man who is always in the kitchen at… Read more »