Country Descends Into State Of Anarchy After McDowell Elopes With Only Known Copy Of Constitution

THE GOVERNMENT has called a state of anarchy today following the disappearance of Michael McDowell and the Irish constitution –  both of which are believed to have eloped together on an Aerlingus flight to south America this morning. Reinforcing the urgency of the situation, Taoiseach Enda Kenny has requested the UK to intervene “with force if… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Aries  March 21 – April 19 While no one will ever take your place in her heart, three elderly fishermen, Howdo, and a member of the Butterfly band have taken your place in her other areas. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip… Read more »

Enda Kenny Must Be ‘Mad Craic Altogether’ After Hilarious Photobomb, Thinks Everyone

EVERYONE WHO has seen this hilarious photobomb picture of Enda Kenny at the All-Ireland Final thinks he’s ‘mad craic alrogether’, it was revealed today. The Taoiseach was pictured making humorous facial gestures behind two unsuspecting females yesterday, who were posing innocently for a photograph at the time. “Our friend said he’d kindly take a picture of… Read more »