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Irish Off-licence Shelves Empty As Preparations For Hurricane Ophelia Begin
THOUSAND’S of off-licence selves were left empty this evening as Hurricane Ophelia makes its way towards Irish shores while its citizens scramble for beer. “Many ... -
WWN Guide To ‘Self-Actualising’
ON THE journey to contentment there are many pit stops, detours, U-turns, roundabouts and dual carriageways with random potholes you ... -
Waterford Parents Looking For Any Excuse To Mention Eldest Is Studying Abroad This Year
A PROUD SET of Waterford based parents have revealed they need little to no excuse to insert the fact their ... -
Hurricane Ophelia Set To Renovate Cork
THERE was good news for the city of Cork today after the oncoming Hurricane Ophelia swept across the Atlantic on ... -
Trump Declares [Insert Horrible Shit Here]
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has angered [minority] groups across America today, after announcing [fundamentally unsound and outright counterproductive policy which ... -
“Do You Have A Spare iPhone Charger?” Barman Asked For 90th Time Tonight
THE DEMANDS put on a Dublin based barman by customers seeking out an iPhone charger are slowly pushing him to ... -
Curry Chips Officially Takes Over From Bacon & Cabbage As Ireland’s National Dish
RESULTS from an Irish referendum on the country’s national dish has resulted in a landslide victory for the curry chips ... -
“Jesus, They Didn’t Make Them Like You Back In My Day,” Confirms Middle-Aged Creep
A PERFECTLY acceptable incident unfolded at a Waterford local newsagents this lunchtime, during which a middle-aged man let a group ... -
Christ Church Cathedral To Be Demolished Over Noise Pollution
FOLLOWING an objection lodged against the construction of a large scale mosque in Blanchardstown due to concerns over “noise pollution”, ... -
Girlfriend’s Haircut Cost €80, Somehow
LOCAL man Kenneth Guiney has expressed utter disbelief as to how his girlfriend’s haircut cost eighty euro, especially as it ...