Category: BREAKING NEWS


‘World’s Greatest Mom’ Goes Back To Being Ignored By Children

Sheila Mannion, a 59-year-old mother of 4, received unparalleled acclaim yesterday from her children Stephen, Sarah, Paul and Ciara. Unlike the rest of the Nation’s mothers, Sheila was unequivocally declared the World’s greatest mother and as a result was showered with attention and a number of reasonably priced gifts. Sheila was held in long, loving… Read more »

Attractive Woman Kicked Out Of Bed For Eating Biscuits

PART-TIME promotional model and former Bebo Stunner Natasha D’Arcy found her one-night stand with a local man last Saturday night cut short, following her decision to interrupt a lovemaking session with a quick snack. The highly attractive 24 year old had enjoyed a night of socialising with Mark Deeghan, also 24, in their native town… Read more »

Dublin Gang Intern Disappointed Crime Is Nothing Like Love/Hate

Anthony Mulhearn was said to be left disappointed after completing a 3-month internship with a leading Dublin gang. 17 year-old Anthony Mulhearn from Donabate, Dublin is reportedly regretting his decision to take up an internship with a leading crime gang after he described the experience as ‘a complete waste of time’. Anthony, inspired by hit… Read more »

Dublin Girl Borrows €100 For Mother’s Day

Dublin Girl Emer Reilly has, after much thought and consideration, borrowed €100 from her mother just in time for Mother’s Day this Sunday. “I’m absolutely smashed,” Emer is reported to have said as she conversed with her mother over the course of 20 long seconds at the front door of the family home. Once the… Read more »

Shatter Arrives At Dail With Buns For Everyone

Following a day of intense questioning as to his handling of the Garda Whistle Blower scandals, Alan Shatter arrived at Leinster House this morning with buns for everyone at ten o’clock break. The beleaguered Minister For Justice brought the buns to the canteen and told everyone to help themselves, from his fellow Fine Gael TDs… Read more »