Category: BREAKING NEWS


Dublin Girl Borrows €100 For Mother’s Day

Dublin Girl Emer Reilly has, after much thought and consideration, borrowed €100 from her mother just in time for Mother’s Day this Sunday. “I’m absolutely smashed,” Emer is reported to have said as she conversed with her mother over the course of 20 long seconds at the front door of the family home. Once the… Read more »

Shatter Arrives At Dail With Buns For Everyone

Following a day of intense questioning as to his handling of the Garda Whistle Blower scandals, Alan Shatter arrived at Leinster House this morning with buns for everyone at ten o’clock break. The beleaguered Minister For Justice brought the buns to the canteen and told everyone to help themselves, from his fellow Fine Gael TDs… Read more »

‘Candy Crush’ Maker Valued At $7.1 Billion In World Gone Mad

The world has gone completely and utterly insane if it truly values ‘Candy Crush’ creator King Digital Entertainment at $7.1 million, it has emerged. The games firm has raised $500 million through its IPO meaning that individuals somewhere with brains, thoughts and large bank balances believe the ‘Candy Crush’ game which is similar to over… Read more »