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“It’s Not The Pay, I Just Want To Ruin Everyone’s Christmas” Ryanair Pilot Speaks Out
FOLLOWING news that Ryanair pilots are to strike five days before Christmas starting on the 20th of December, we speak to Captain ... -
Local Child Fucking Knows
A CAT-AND-MOUSE game of nerves has broken out in the home of one Waterford family this year, as the parents ... -
Traffic Delays As Wild Luas Goes For Drive In Phoenix Park
DESPITE weeks of preparation, the new cross city Luas line has created horrendous traffic delays throughout Dublin’s city centre, with ... -
“We’re Making A Right Fucking Balls Of This”
BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has shocked her political peers in a rare outburst this morning, which forced the House ... -
Scientists Harness Ireland’s Hatred For The Brits, Providing Enough Electricity For 8 Millenia
IF calculations from a team of scientists are correct, Ireland is set to become the most energy rich country on ... -
That Dipshit Isn’t With Us, Confirms ISIS
NOTORIOUS terrorist outfit ISIS have broken new ground with their first ever refusal to accept responsibility for an explosion in ... -
How To Make Sure Your Tinder Date Doesn’t Know You’re Paying With A Discount Code
FIRST IMPRESSIONS are everything when it comes to online dating, but after you’ve made that all-important move of impressing someone ... -
Charity’s Request For Donations No Match For Local Man’s Cold, Black Heart
A LEADING charity’s appeal for much needed donations in the run up to Christmas has proved no match for the ... -
“You’re Fired!” Trump Tells Wildfire Victims
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The ... -
Man City Stretch League Lead To 788 Points
FOLLOWING their 2-1 victory in the Manchester Derby, Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City side have stretched their lead at the top ...