Category: BREAKING NEWS


Garda Ombudsman Offices Bugged, No Intelligence Found

A report in the Sunday Times yesterday revealed the offices of the Garda Ombudsman had been bugged, indicating there could have been a serious information breach. The Ombudsman, an independent Garda watchdog, could have potentially suffered a major blow to security and its ongoing investigations as emails, wifi and phone systems have all been hacked…. Read more »

Manchester United Fan Considering Transfer To Arsenal

Following another disappointing result for current Premiership Champions Manchester United, one fan is on the brink of transferring his soccer allegiance to a more successful team. “I’m weighing up my options at the moment” said 28 year old accountant Ian Horris. “I’ve been a Red Devil fan since I was in school, when they won… Read more »

‘Flappy Bird’ Creator Kidnapped By Crazed Fan

Reports have confirmed that ‘Flappy Bird’ creator, Dong Nguyen, has been kidnapped by a crazed fan following his decision to delete his phenomenally popular smart phone game app. WWN’s asian news affiliate has informed us that an American man, Tim Groynes had posted a number of aggressive tweets aimed at Nguyen following his decision to… Read more »

Louis Walsh Comes Out As An Unbearable Man

The ‘music’ world was left shocked when influential X-factor judge and boy band enthusiast Louis Walsh announced that is finally coming out as an unbearable man. In a blog post on his website Walsh confirmed it had been tough to admit ‘but as many suspected, speculated and claimed I am an unbearable man’. ‘Most people… Read more »

Unbelievable: Irish TD Admits Spending €134k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Idol Groucho Marx

A COUNTY Waterford politician has spent twelve years and €134,000 in an effort to look like his hero Groucho Marx, it was revealed today. Independent TD John Halligan has used the Marx brothers distinguished features as the inspiration for numerous surgeries, including a hair transplant from his scrotum to secure full eyebrows and moustache, eyelid… Read more »