Category: BREAKING NEWS


WWN Horoscope

Aries March 21 – April 19 This is the winter of your discontent. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’ve never thought much of working alone in a lighthouse for long periods of time before, but suddenly all your friends and family seem to think you’d be perfect for the job. Gemini May 21 –… Read more »

People Take To Shouting Status Updates In The Street As Facebook Experiences Problems

 As news spread like wildfire across the world that Facebook is currently unable to allow status updates there were countless scenes of hysteria. Here in Ireland, Gardaí were called to a disturbing scene in Dublin’s O’Connell street where hundreds of people walked around aimlessly shouting out every inane thought that entered their heads. WWN was… Read more »

Larry Murphy Welcomes Gilligan Heat

CONVICTED RAPIST Larry Murphy said he more than welcomes the Garda attention on John Gilligan this week, stating it takes a lot of the heat from him. Mr Murphy, who was found guilty of killing several missing women by TV3 and the Sunday world, told WWN that he may even return home for the Christmas,… Read more »

The Secret Minister – Budget Tales

Welcome voters to my weekly column in the wonderful WWN. They say a week is a long time in politics. One hundred and sixty-eight hours if we’re getting technical. Myself and my party colleagues experienced the ecstasy of the Fine Gael national conference and the agony of the budget. Such highs, such lows and I… Read more »