Category: BREAKING NEWS


Dublin Girl Borrows €100 For Mother’s Day

Dublin Girl Emer Reilly has, after much thought and consideration, borrowed €100 from her mother just in time for Mother’s Day this Sunday. “I’m absolutely smashed,” Emer is reported to have said as she conversed with her mother over the course of 20 long seconds at the front door of the family home. Once the… Read more »

Shatter Arrives At Dail With Buns For Everyone

Following a day of intense questioning as to his handling of the Garda Whistle Blower scandals, Alan Shatter arrived at Leinster House this morning with buns for everyone at ten o’clock break. The beleaguered Minister For Justice brought the buns to the canteen and told everyone to help themselves, from his fellow Fine Gael TDs… Read more »

‘Candy Crush’ Maker Valued At $7.1 Billion In World Gone Mad

The world has gone completely and utterly insane if it truly values ‘Candy Crush’ creator King Digital Entertainment at $7.1 million, it has emerged. The games firm has raised $500 million through its IPO meaning that individuals somewhere with brains, thoughts and large bank balances believe the ‘Candy Crush’ game which is similar to over… Read more »

Garda Bugging Contains Over 400 Hours Of Calls To Takeaways

Although the Nation is still trying to wrap its head around yesterday’s revelations of Garda bugging further details are now emerging. We now know that the recording of ingoing and outgoing calls in the vast majority of Garda Stations has been occurring throughout the country unbeknownst to the Government and general public. The system was… Read more »

New Study Reveals Irish Bodies Made Up Of 60% Tea

A STUDY published today by the Institute of Studies has sensationally revealed the extent of which tea drinking has affected evolution of the Irish people. Record keepers maintain that the Irish are among the elite drinkers of the hot beverage in the world consuming an average of about 4.8 pounds per person every year. Using… Read more »