Mourinho Admitted To Rehab For Mind Games Addiction

Worrying scenes unfolded today in London as Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho was said to have presented himself at exclusive rehab facility the Priory Clinic after finally admitting he is addicted to mind games. “When the presumed injured Cech, Terry and Eto’o were all training it was the final straw,” admitted a club insider, “stranger still… Read more »

Parents Hold Secret Ballot On Which Child They Prefer

The Higgins household had been the scene of ferocious campaigning in recent weeks as rumours of a secret ballot being held reached the children of the family Emily and Josh. Parents Patrick and Nuala had planned to carry out a secret ballot for some time in order to decide once and for all who was… Read more »

Large Increase In Number Of Prison Inmates Opting For Banking Related Courses

THE Central Applications Office (CAO) has reported a significant increase in the number of prison inmates opting for banking related courses. Figures show that compared  to last year, there’s a 67% jump in convicted criminals hoping to study financial subjects this September. “Usually inmates here in Mountjoy take up practical subjects like construction, as most of them haven’t completed… Read more »