Category: BREAKING NEWS


Work Colleagues Comb Over Freaking Everybody Out

There were tense scenes today in the offices of Barnes Management Solutions as owner of the company Barry Barnes unveiled his new comb over to staff. In a muted showcase for his new hairstyle, the quite obviously balding 46-year-old, walked through the open plan offices to the staff kitchen without drawing attention to the straggles… Read more »

Bieber Has Penis

A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »

Future Serial Killer Beginning To Tire Of Her Parents

Future serial killer Rachel O’Dowd is really starting to tire of her parents’ bullshit. Rachel, aged 6, is struggling with the basic concept of empathy and it’s not being helped in the slightest by her parent’s implementation of ‘rules’, ‘showing respect’ and ‘bedtime’. While Rachel’s drawings have increasingly involved the maiming of her father it… Read more »