Category: BREAKING NEWS


Cork Lad Thinks About Cork Every 3 Seconds

Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the third floor looking out over Harcourt St in the Nation’s capital Conal thought to himself ‘it’s no Princes St’. The 26-year-old accountant found himself growing ever more restless throughout his working day, his head filled… Read more »

UFO Abductee Shocked By Test Results

CLAIMS made by an American father-of-five earlier this week have made international headlines. Jeffrey Pryzbylewski, a 52 year-old Arkansas native, contacted his local newspaper when he received a letter containing some life changing news. Mr. Pryzbylewski became a laughing stock in his home town months ago when he revealed to friends and family he had… Read more »

Herpes Voted Most Stylish STD

The latest poll, carried out on celebrity gossip site perezhilton.com has revealed herpes to be the sought after venereal disease of the coming year. Thousands are said to have voted in the website’s poll, which saw herpes jump ahead of last year’s winner syphilis. Perez Hilton said he was not surprised by this year’s victor…. Read more »

The Coronas Moderately Successful In Japan

The popular Irish rock band are said to be very disappointed after returning from a recent tour of Japan. The young Dubliners spent over a month in Japan which saw them play to tens of people in 31 different venues but despite vibrant crowds it has not resulted in a Japanese distribution deal for their… Read more »