UFO Abductee Shocked By Test Results

CLAIMS made by an American father-of-five earlier this week have made international headlines. Jeffrey Pryzbylewski, a 52 year-old Arkansas native, contacted his local newspaper when he received a letter containing some life changing news. Mr. Pryzbylewski became a laughing stock in his home town months ago when he revealed to friends and family he had… Read more »

Herpes Voted Most Stylish STD

The latest poll, carried out on celebrity gossip site has revealed herpes to be the sought after venereal disease of the coming year. Thousands are said to have voted in the website’s poll, which saw herpes jump ahead of last year’s winner syphilis. Perez Hilton said he was not surprised by this year’s victor…. Read more »

The Coronas Moderately Successful In Japan

The popular Irish rock band are said to be very disappointed after returning from a recent tour of Japan. The young Dubliners spent over a month in Japan which saw them play to tens of people in 31 different venues but despite vibrant crowds it has not resulted in a Japanese distribution deal for their… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Husband number 4 asked me for a divorce this morning so excuse me if I don’t feel like telling you about your shitty little lives. If you’re that desperate just look over last week’s horoscopes. WWN Horoscopes

Badly Injured Wrestler Seems Grand All Of A Sudden

The debilitating shoulder injury which had dogged WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan miraculously healed itself on his way to Heavyweight Championship victory during his match at Wrestlemania 30 last night. The new champion had bore the vague injury for several weeks, during which time every single wrestler he faced targeted the prone area to the extent… Read more »

Court Hears Pistorius Had Sexual Relationship With Gun

GASPS were heard inside the Pretoria courtroom this morning as evidence was presented before the court that insinuated murder accused Oscar Pistorius had been in engaged in a sexual relationship with a firearm. The shocking news broke this morning as a result of several strands of testimony being pieced together. However, rumours that Pistorius was… Read more »