Category: BREAKING NEWS


Mourners Post Really Funny Crack ‘Tribute Jokes’ To The Late Great Whitney Houston

THOUSANDS of mourning Irish men and women posted really funny crack ‘tribute jokes’ on Facebook today in an emotional memorial to the late Whitney Houston. The tribute jokes started pouring in seconds after the singers death late last night. The majority of which were sourced from the on-line joke website ‘Sickipedia’. Many mourners opted for… Read more »

Queen ‘Fucking Stoked’ About Jubilee

THE Queen of England said she was ‘fucking stoked’ about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on the week-end of the 2-5 of June this year in London. The 85-year-old monarch told press today of her excitement when she arrived in King’s Lynn as she marks the 60th anniversary of her accession to… Read more »

Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep

AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep in their nice, cosy beds. The US director of national intelligence said Iranian special forces, who are hiding all over the world, were plotting to eat random babies in a sick and evil operation code… Read more »

‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group

AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film roles in Hollywood. A survey carried out by the ARA has revealed that black actors still feel that their skin colour does not allow them to play other races like Caucasian or Hispanic in movies. Spokesman for… Read more »

RTE Replace Entire Cast Of Fair City With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Kathryn Thomas

RTE have announced their decision today to replace the entire cast of Fair city with cardboard cut-outs of Kathryn Thomas as dramatic new budget cuts hit the station. Over forty cast members were given the bad news on Friday evening during a meeting called by executive producer Brigie de Courcy. Veteran of the show Jim Bartley (Bella Doyle) told WWN today… Read more »

Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On Internet

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated 400,000 people will lose their jobs over the next few months as a result of the beauty tip. International companies Maybelline, Avon and L’ O’Real have… Read more »