Kerry Hospitals Now Charging Patients For Oxygen

FOLLOWING on from recent revelations that staff at two Kerry hospitals have been charging staff for boiling water, comes the shocking news that patients are being charged for vital oxygen too. Many Irish people were outraged that staff were being charged for boiling water that accompanies their tea. Pressure has been put on the Government… Read more »

Sex Advice Column Just A Series Of Words Chosen At Random

PRECOCIOUS student Donal Connelly (19) made a startling discovery earlier today while reading a sex advice column. Donal had been an avid reader of a sex column for several years in an attempt to bypass the rite of passage that is awkward and disappointing sex which plagues most peoples’ early forays into sexual intercourse. Donal,… Read more »

New CIA Evidence Reveals JFK Committed Suicide

THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed suicide 50 years ago. The CIA stated that graphic testimony given by Jackie Kennedy showed beyond reasonable doubt that her husband orchestrated a mock assassination before taking his own life with a concealed revolver he… Read more »