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Zuckerberg Bombarded With Facebook Ads For Suits, Haircuts
FACEBOOK Tsar Mark Zuckerberg is currently suffering from repetitive strain injury in his wrist, caused by having to ceaselessly click ... -
“Build Homes” Genius Minister Solves Housing Crisis
THE HOUSING CRISIS is over! A momentous day in Irish life, born out of one man’s genius as Minister for ... -
Ronaldo Concerned Some Football Fans Still Haven’t Seen His 6-Pack
IN the wake of yet another showcase for Cristiano Ronaldo’s nerves of steel and striking precision, the Real Madrid striker ... -
Local Man To Unveil Referendum Stance Live On Facebook At 10pm Tonight
RUMOURS abound that all Irish media outlets have been mobilised in anticipation of one Waterford man unveiling of his stance ... -
Hungover Local Striker Suprised As Anyone He Scored A Hattrick
LIAM GROTTY, striker for local Waterford sunday league team Rovers Celtic United, admitted to being as surprised as anyone that ... -
Queen Might Just Go To The Afters Of Royal Wedding
AS the RSVPs to the upcoming nuptials between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle begin to return to Kensington Palace, sources ... -
Where Are They Now? The Anglo Golden Circle
CAN you believe it has been this many years since the collapse of the Irish banking system, a dire time ... -
Idiot Whale Dies After Eating 30kg Of Rubbish
A WHALE described by marine experts as being a “complete and utter idiot” was found washed up in Spain with 29kg ... -
“I’m Just Happy To Be Alive & Used As A Political Pawn” – Yulia Skirpal
SOURCES close to Yulia Skirpal have confirmed that she’s ‘relieved and happy’ after surviving a nerve agent attack, which only comes ... -
New Home Queuing Touts Selling Space In Line For €5k
DESPERATE property buyers are being charged as much as €5,000 euros by queueing touts who have infiltrated a growing number ...