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BREAKING: God Arrested For Tax Evasion
THE International Criminal Police Organization (ICPO-INTERPOL) has today confirmed the early morning arrest of one, God Almighty, following the longest running ... -
10,000th Homeless Person To Win 6 Months Stay In The Shelbourne Hotel
JUST 24 hours after the publication of the latest report on the number of families in emergency accommodation, the government has announced ... -
Quiz: What Your Choice Of Easter Egg Says About You
FOR decades now, leading psychologists have confirmed that observing people’s Easter egg eating habits can unlock an illuminating psychological profile ... -
Friends Both Hope That The Other One Cancels Plans
SEVERAL weeks ago local friends Alan Lyons and Dave O’Dowd made half-hearted plans to meet up for a drink, all ... -
Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman
LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking ... -
5 Ways Jesus Passed The Time In The Tomb
A NEW forensic scan of the tomb where Jesus lay for three days after his crucifixion has revealed that rather ... -
Satan Marks 25th Of May On Calendar
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution ... -
“If It Was Us, He’d Be Dead”
RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin has broken his silence today following a nerve agent attack on former Russian spy and double ... -
Floods Of People Donate Their 2 Cents To The Rape Crisis Centre
WWN has learned of a significant number of people donating their two cents to rape crisis charities, with the majority ... -
Delete Yourself. Now.
Dear Internet user, Please read the following open letter carefully, as this is the only correspondence you’re getting from us. ...