Waterford Wins 2014 Snidey Towns Award

WATERFORD city has today been named Snidey Towns winner 2014, beating competition from 849 towns and villages across the country. Minister for the Environment Alan Kelly presented the prize to the city mayor in front of a sneering crowd in John Roberts square today, where he congratulated the “worthy winners” on a fantastic achievement. “This is a fantastic news for the people… Read more »

“Ireland’s Tactics Against Germany Will Involve Roy Keane Death Stare,” Confirms O’Neill

AHEAD of Ireland’s crunch Euro qualifier clash with reigning World Cup winners Germany, manager Martin O’Neill has outlined his side’s experimental tactics at a press conference this morning. Although rumours are still circulating as to who will make up Ireland’s starting eleven, O’Neill seemed unconcerned with which players he would take to the field with,… Read more »

Dublin Father Suspicious Of Daughter’s Creepy Doll Collection After Watching Horror Movie

DUBLIN father and self-confessed hardman Kevin Ganley is growing increasingly suspicious of his daughter’s doll collection after a trip to the cinema to see horror movie Annabelle. Kevin became petrified while watching the movie which centres around a doll wreaking havoc on a family in 1970s LA. Consequently the father of one struggled to read… Read more »

Keyboard Water Protester Can’t Make The March Tomorrow ‘Cause He’s Busy Doing Something’

UNEMPLOYED keyboard activist Danny Kent said today he will not be able to attend tomorrow’s demonstration against water charges in Dublin because he’s “busy doing something”. Two of the country’s largest trade unions, Unite and Mandate, are organising the march which will take place in the City Centre. “Ah yeah, I had something planned ages ago, so I… Read more »