Ebola Second Biggest Threat To America After Americans

AS the Ebola virus threatens to take over North America, the American public finally have some concrete evidence that the Ebola virus is fast becoming the biggest threat to America’s very existence, second only to Americans themselves. With a second case of Ebola confirmed in the nation of 316 million people, the virus has now… Read more »

Ireland Beat Germany 1-1

A famous victory for the Boys in Green has seen the soccer loving public go crazy. Despite the revelations last night that Eamon Dunphy, John Giles and Liam Brady have all lost their capacity for joy, Ireland’s famous 1-1 win against Germany is set to go down in the history books as one of our… Read more »

Dunphy Squatting In RTÉ Since Italia 90 And Keeps Bumming Fags Off Staff, Claims Station

STAFF at Ireland’s national broadcaster today have come forward to complain about the ongoing residency of soccer pundit Eamon Dunphy in the Montrose estate, claiming his constant badgering for cigarettes and change has reached boiling point. The revolt comes after a lacklustre performance from the 69-year-old in last night’s post match analysis of the Ireland… Read more »

What’s In Budget 2015

WWN has all you need to know about budget 2015. Our reporters were in attendance at Dáil Eireann and we can reveal how it all went down: – Minister Noonan arrived at the gates of Leinster House this morning without his customary whips and chains leading many to believe this year’s budget would not be… Read more »