Galway Woman Can’t Believe It’s Wednesday Already

“Sure the week is flying it altogether.” uttered Karen McGrath, after double checking her Nokia 206 phone she paid twenty euros for in Tesco. “The long weekend has me confused. I don’t know what day I have.” Mrs. McGrath first realised something was up this morning after her bins were left uncollected outside, forcing her to… Read more »

iPhone 6 To Give Wankers Something To Talk About

AS rumours persist that Apple will unveil the new iPhone 6 this September WWN can exclusively reveal this news has given the world’s wankers something to talk about. The advent of the smartphone also ushered in the dawn of the ‘smartphone wanker’, an individual who mistakenly believes the release of the iPhone 5s.24 Purple Shiny… Read more »

Off Licence Owner Who Closed 5 Minutes Early Arrested, Jailed

THERE were joyous scenes outside Waterford district courts this morning as Scoops off licence owner William Lafferty was sentenced to five years in prison following a scandalous business practice which has left locals shocked and disgusted. Scoops, which has regular operating hours of 1pm-10pm every day has been embroiled in accusations of closing as many… Read more »

White 100M Sprinters Continue To Dominate 7th Place

EACH passing day sees yet more progress made by white athletes in the 100 metre discipline as they have managed to dominate and make their own, the coveted 7th place spot in one of the most exciting and explosive athletic events. In a race meeting in Paris just last week, German sprinter Wolfgang Strauss romped… Read more »