ISIS Suicide Bombers Go On Strike Amid Safety Fears

FOLLOWING a recent incident which saw a suicide bomb instructor blow himself, a growing number of members of the repellent extremist group ISIS have gone on strike. The blowing up of a suicide bomb instructor has raised serious questions about safety among the forces who are attempting to institute a tyrannical caliphate throughout Iraq. “I… Read more »

ISS Astronaut Totally Blanking Ireland For Some Reason

AFTER weeks of assuming that an astronaut currently orbiting Earth on-board the International Space Station was just too busy to tweet pictures of Ireland from space, Irish people are today coming to terms with the fact that he may be intentionally blanking us. Commander Chuck Denver, an American astronaut who joined the ISS crew in… Read more »