Category: BREAKING NEWS


“I Thought We Told You To Fuck Off,” Nation Tells Garth Brooks

ONLY three weeks after the department of education confirmed Leaving Cert history would be changed to reflect ‘pre’ and ‘post’ Garth Brooks periods in Irish history comes the disturbing news that the country singer is still planning on returning. Many Irish people have greeted the news with concern and confusion citing a previously drafted open… Read more »

Ebola Second Biggest Threat To America After Americans

AS the Ebola virus threatens to take over North America, the American public finally have some concrete evidence that the Ebola virus is fast becoming the biggest threat to America’s very existence, second only to Americans themselves. With a second case of Ebola confirmed in the nation of 316 million people, the virus has now… Read more »

Ireland Beat Germany 1-1

A famous victory for the Boys in Green has seen the soccer loving public go crazy. Despite the revelations last night that Eamon Dunphy, John Giles and Liam Brady have all lost their capacity for joy, Ireland’s famous 1-1 win against Germany is set to go down in the history books as one of our… Read more »