5 People You Didn’t Know Were From Cork

The rebel county has many famous sons and daughters but some of Cork’s most famous progeny are seldom known as children of the real capital. WWN is about to change that through its continued commitment to journalistic integrity and lists with this – our essential guide to 5 people you didn’t know were from Cork…. Read more »

Guy Unable To Tie His Tie Actually Your Boss

SLIGO man Sean Fenlon made a shocking discovery three hours into his shift at Halley’s Party Supplies earlier today, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sean, 29, was in the process of gathering up a number of empty gas canisters when his boss, 19-year-old Johnny Halley, asked his employee of three years to serve customers waiting at… Read more »

Shock As 4 Star Hotel Found In Portlaoise Prison

FOLLOWING on from the troubling discovery of mobile phones, modems and USB keys in the possession of prisoners in the prison’s dissident wing comes the news that another, more shocking and alarming discovery has been made. In a WWN exclusive, we can reveal that during a routine search of Portlaoise prison carried out by staff,… Read more »

Vatican Uncovers Rare, Long Forgotten 11th Commandment

REPORTS from around the world have been suggesting for some weeks now that the Vatican had been withholding information on a newly discovered 11th commandment and now the Vatican have finally confirmed the news. Spokesperson for the Vatican Furio Giunta was sheepish about the exact contents of the 11 commandment but did relay some information… Read more »

Airplane Carrying Food Crash Lands In Toddler’s Mouth

REPORTS are coming in to WWN about an air disaster in the North East, where a plane carrying food is said to have crashed into a toddler’s mouth. Although details are sketchy, it is believed that the incident occurred at around half past seven this morning, when the O’Brien family of Dundalk Co. Louth were… Read more »

Waterford Lad Receives Five E’s And Several Class A’s During Leaving Cert Results

STUDENT of life Jamie Lonergan said he was absolutely delighted with himself after receiving five e’s and several class A’s outside Newtown secondary school today while Leaving Certificate students collected their exam results. The 24-year-old spent several minutes studying the crowd outside the school whilst waiting for his friend Damo to come along with his… Read more »