Category: BREAKING NEWS


34 Dead From Hypothermia Following Ice Bucket Challenge

THE CELEBRITY endorsed ‘ice bucket challenge’ has done much to raise awareness and much needed funds for the fight against motor neurone disease (known more commonly as ASL in America) but in the last 48-hours a number of people have sadly died after attempting the well-meaning challenge. As many as 34 young people in America,… Read more »

America Still The Worst Place To Be An Unarmed Black Teen

OVER a week has passed since the shooting of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown and there is much supporting evidence to suggest America has surpassed all rival countries in becoming the worst place to be an unarmed black teen. While ineffectual Governor Jay Nixon along with White House officials have corrected such a disturbing narrative… Read more »

Record Number Of Students Offered Places In Basket Weaving

With the release of this year’s CAO points, thousands of anxious students have been offered places in courses at many of the country’s leading third level institutions. Competition for places is high and some courses have seen demand increase, while some students have been left disappointed by the increase in points in their favoured courses…. Read more »

3 Match Ban For Bird That Shit In Ashley Young’s Mouth

THE FA and the Premier League have come together in a rare act of solidarity and unity to reveal they have banned Fergal the Seagull from all football activities following his decision to shit in the mouth of Manchester United player, Ashley Young. Representative for Fergal the Seagull have said they will be appealing the… Read more »

Brave Cardinal Brady Hands In Resignation 40 Years Too Late

MANY Catholics have praised Cardinal Brady, the Catholic Primate of All Ireland, following his decision to resign from his position a full 40 years too late. It is thought the Catholic Church has been weakened by the resignation of a Cardinal who had direct knowledge relating to the rape and abuse of children by paedophile… Read more »

Single Woman’s Cat Dreading Another Friday Night In Of Being Instagrammed

A DUBLIN cat who answers to the name Robert Catterson is today mentally preparing himself for yet another Friday night of being photographed by his owner, long-term singleton Michelle ‘Shells’ O’Neill, for the purposes of distribution on photo sharing site Instagram. The humiliating weekly ritual, in which the once-proud Catterson is coerced into a variety… Read more »

CONFIRMED: Ebola Virus Spotted On CCTV At Dublin Airport

CONFIRMATION is coming through from security at Dublin airport that the dreaded Ebola virus has been spotted on CCTV entering the country through the arrivals gate. The Virus, which is believed to have boarded an early morning flight from Lagos, was first seen in the duty free area browsing through local newspapers. “I didn’t think… Read more »