Category: BREAKING NEWS


‘Get Killer Abs In 30 Days’ Workout Abandoned After 4 Minutes

DUBLIN man Niall Kearns had thrown himself with great enthusiasm into a rigorous exercise regime for as many as 4 minutes before quitting spectacularly, WWN has learned. While there were no eyewitness accounts to the 4 minutes of exercising, Niall reassured friends it had been ‘full on’ and ‘intense’, spending as much as an hour… Read more »

Being In Labour Now Feels Like Actually Being in Labour

SEVERAL Labour Party TDs have been rushed to hospital this morning after reportedly experiencing painful pregnancy-like symptoms. This news follows a tough weekend for the Labour Party as it saw a total collapse in supporting both local and European elections.Party spokesperson Liam O’ Mahony told WWN that leader Eamon Gilmore had begun feeling persistent lower… Read more »