Category: BREAKING NEWS


Minister For Justice Seeks Death Penalty For Home Invasions

THE Minister for Justice, Alan Shatter, has said he will pass a mandatory death penalty sentence for burglars and trespassers who continue to break the law and steal from peoples homes. The dramatic decision was proposed late last night by the minister from a hotel bar in Australia – where he attended St Patrick’s Day festivities at the week-end. Mr Shatter claimed the… Read more »

“I’m Fucking Deadly Looking With This Trendy Scarf And Jacket”, Says Guy Attending Art Exhibition

A TRAMORE man said he was ‘fucking deadly looking‘ with his new ‘trendy scarf and jacket’ at an art exhibition in Waterford yesterday evening. Jimmy Moore, a self confessed stoner, was invited by work colleagues to attend the display in Black friars hall which hosted some of the cities finest art pieces. “Some cracking birds at it man.” said the 28-year-old…. Read more »

Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him

THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for the the former Northern Ireland First Minister said this morning. The 85-year-old was due to ‘move on’  last month but was turned down by the Kingdom of Heaven shortly after his heart failed. An angel source claims Mr…. Read more »

Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs

HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections of cash and jobs. Local businesses were said to be recovering today after what has been called the ‘worst week they have ever put down in their miserable lives’. Publican Michael Toomey told WWN today that he… Read more »