Shatter ‘Loving’ All The Attention He’s Getting Lately

JUSTICE MINISTER Alan Shatter said he is ‘absolutely loving’ all the media coverage he’s been getting lately and is looking forward to interacting with everyone in the Dáil today. The stylish 63-year-old turned up to Leinster house sporting a neatly tailored Armani suit and pair of Louis Vuitton sunglasses, telling the awaiting press ‘Today is… Read more »

‘Yeah? Well Try Giving Birth!’ Says Childless Woman

WWN can exclusively report that a Carlow woman caused quite a stir in her local pub late last night. Vicky Plunkett, a student from Carlow town, was enjoying a few drinks last night with friends when discussion turned to sporting injuries. One by one, a number of male friends produced various scars they had picked… Read more »

‘Could You Not Protest In English?’ Government Asks Irish Language Protesters

A week after a 10,000 strong protest took take place in Dublin, another protest was carried out by those seeking protection for the Irish language. Yesterday’s protest took place in Spiddal, Co. Galway and was yet another strong indication that Irish speakers are unsatisfied with the Government’s handling of the Irish language. Outgoing Irish language… Read more »

‘Well There’s Always Euro 2048’ Say Irish Fans

The draw for the qualification stage of Euro 2016 took place yesterday and gave many football fans the chance to speculate wildly on the fortunes of their respective countries. Ireland found themselves in a tough position with Germany, Poland, Scotland, Georgia and Gibraltar taking their place alongside the boys in green in group D. While… Read more »