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Mourinho To Practice Latest Meltdown In Front Of Mirror
NOTING the ever dwindling impact of his attempts to place the blame on others for his own failings as a ... -
Apple Billionaire Granny Smith Dies, Age 91
Granny Smith, the famed Apple magnate whose fortune is valued at €193 billion has died at the age of 91. ... -
Local Dickhead Spends 45 Minutes Choosing Craft Beer
A LOCAL Dublin dickhead with a penchant for only the finest, most ludicrously named craft beers has been in his ... -
‘Grossly Unfair’ For British Soldiers Who Murdered People, To Face Charges For Murder
SENIOR BRITISH military officials past and present have come forward once again to confirm that it would be just terribly ... -
Adams’ Cookbook To Contain Cryptic Location Clues Of Missing IRA Victims
FORMER Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams’ latest quirky book, aptly named The Negotiators’ Cook Book, is rumoured to contain hints as to the ... -
Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel
A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” ... -
“If You Lot Looked After Yourselves Better There’d Be No Waiting Lists”
FOLLOWING news that a staggering one million Irish people are currently waiting on some form of hospital waiting list, Minister ... -
Peregrine Falcon-Friendly Cafe Closes Amid Safety Concerns
WATERFORD’S first and only peregrine falcon-friendly cafe has closed its doors after less than a week, with the owners fleeing ... -
Bladder Shy? Here’s 5 Ways To Rebuilding Your Bladder’s Self Confidence
DO you find it impossible to pee while there’s other people present? Does your stream take forever to start while you build ... -
Gardaí Warning Of Extra Strength Communion Wafers Ahead Of Pope Gig
GARDAÍ have issued a warning on a batch of extra strength communion wafers which are believed to be flooding the country ahead ...