Category: BREAKING NEWS


New CIA Evidence Reveals JFK Committed Suicide

THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed suicide 50 years ago. The CIA stated that graphic testimony given by Jackie Kennedy showed beyond reasonable doubt that her husband orchestrated a mock assassination before taking his own life with a concealed revolver he… Read more »

Price Of Stupidity Higher In Ireland, Claim Dentists

DENTISTS across the country have defended their high prices today by claiming the the cost of stupidity in Ireland is far greater than anywhere else in Europe. The Irish Dental Association admitted that the average cost of a filling here is up to 50% more expensive because Irish people are actually stupid enough to pay… Read more »

International Activist Group Anonymous Claims Responsibilty For TD’s MILF Page Like

INTERNATIONAL HACTIVISTS Anonymous has claimed responsibility for liking a MILF Facebook page using Michael McGrath TD’s personal Facebook page. The Fianna Fail politician was targeted yesterday by the elite team of hackers for no apparent reason, it has emerged. Mr. McGrath (37) had to spend several painstaking minutes trying to deactivate his Facebook account after… Read more »

Guy Sitting Next To You On The Bus Listening To His Music Having A ‘Moment’

Unbeknownst to you, during your daily morning commute into work, a fellow passenger was having what people commonly call ‘a moment’. 26-year-old Graphic Designer Paul Cullen, not fully content with just enjoying the precious few minutes leading up to the daily grind, descended into a deeply existential state. As the window next to you fogged… Read more »