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POLL: Are Criminals From ‘Decent Families’ Criminals At All?
RECENT troubling news stories have seen people from honest, decent families labeled as actual ‘criminals’ after carrying out actual crimes, ... -
New Creche Scheme Will See Toddlers Work For Their Childcare
A GOVERNMENT scheme aimed at cutting the punishing costs of childcare will see toddlers and infants put to work at ... -
Roxanne Pallett Burned At The Stake
CHANNEL 5, producers of the reality TV show, Celebrity Big Brother have confirmed that Roxanne Pallett has been burned at the ... -
79% Of Parents Don’t Want You Hanging Out With That Sinead One Again
REPORTS coming in this morning suggest that as many as 79% of concerned, and overbearing parents do not want you ... -
Novelty Kinda Wearing Off, Admit Dubs
THE capital headed to bed early last night following the Dublin senior team’s fourth consecutive All-Ireland GAA victory, with most ... -
Lotto’s Massive Cheque Writer Retires Aged 87
THE LARGE novelty cheques which are a common sight in the Lotto HQ offices and awarded to jackpot winners risk ... -
WWN Guide To Buying Mad Shit From Chinese Websites
TIRED of paying high street prices for clothing that you can see and try on before you purchase it? Are ... -
Being A Good Friend Is Smiling At Your Friend’s Wedding Even Though You Fucked The ...
THE ULTIMATE barometer for what constitutes being as good a friend as is humanly possible has been established by the ... -
Amazon Purchases Guatemala To Use For Storage
INTERNET commerce giant Amazon Inc has acquired Guatemala, the now former Central American republic, with the purchase being fueled by ... -
EPIC Tweet DESTROYS Trump, New President To Be Elected Tomorrow
CROWDS have gathered in celebration all across America as one EPIC tweet totally OWNED now former US President Donald Trump, ...