Category: BREAKING NEWS


Local Man Typing ‘LOL’ Not Actually Laughing At All

WATERFORD has been rocked by a scandal involving a level of dishonesty not seen in the city since dishonesty records began in the early 1800s. WWN can exclusively reveal that Dunhill man Barry Gilchrist typed ‘LOL’, the popular internet acronym for ‘laugh out loud’, in a comment below a friend’s Facebook status despite the fact… Read more »

Teenager Joining Ógra Fianna Fáil A Special Kind Of Prick

NEWS coming out of political circles reveals that the decision by 19-year-old Brian O’Loingsigh’s to join Ógra Fianna Fáil means that in all likelihood, he is a massive special kind of prick. “You’ll first have to understand that Brian will simply not think like any normal person,” explained Colm Grainey, lecturer in Irish Politics at… Read more »

Angelina Jolie Wears A Wedding Dress To Her Wedding

INTERNATIONAL media have reacted with awe, shock and surprise at the news that film actress, director and UN ambassador Angelina Jolie decided to wear a wedding dress to her wedding. Print media and web publications alike began trying to pour over the monumental occurrence that was Jolie’s decision to wear a dress on the day… Read more »

Flat 7-Up To Be Made Available Only With Prescription

REPRESENTATIVES of the HSE have announced plans to ban the over-the-counter sale of Flat 7-Up, making the wonder drug only available with a prescription. The move comes following fears that Flat 7-Up is being misused by large portions of the population. Available only in Ireland, Flat 7-Up is commonly used to treat a range of… Read more »

Mayo Fan Was Diagnosed With Mad Cow Disease 3 Weeks Ago

THE Mayo fan who confronted the referee in the dying moments of Saturday’s All-Ireland football semi-final replay has admitted he was diagnosed with Mad Cow Disease just three weeks ago by doctors. Big Mick Barrett, from Castlebar town, said he could not control himself after referee Cormac Reilly made some controversial calls during the game,… Read more »