Russian Astronauts Seize Space Stations Toilet Paper In Tense Standoff With American Counterparts

INTERNATIONAL Space Station tensions escalated last night following a tense standoff between Russian and American astronauts over who owned the toilet paper. Explorer Mikhail Tyurin was reported to have “seized control” of the toiletries compartment in the station, which is situated at the Russian end of the orbiting vessel. Fellow countrymen Aleksandr Skvortsov and Oleg… Read more »

Michael Bay To Direct 1916 Rising Movie

DEADLINE Hollywood is reporting that American film director Michael Bay is prepping a ‘dramatic reimagining’ of the 1916 Easter Rebellion, which was mounted by Irish Republicans with the aim of ending British rule in Ireland. With his latest, Transformers: Age of Extinction, in the can Bay is reportedly excited to ‘do to the 1916 Rising… Read more »