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Dr Taoiseach To Give A&E A Dig Out Over Winter
MAKING a complete u-turn on earlier comments that all hospital workers, including consultants, nurses and back-up staff must work “at ... -
Increasing Number Of Irish Mothers Can’t Make Head Nor Tail Of It
A WORRYING increase in the number of Irish mothers who can’t make head nor tail of it shows no signs ... -
Confirmed: Irish Men Spend 80% Of Life Loosening Belt, Adjusting Trousers
NEW research from a leading trouser contentment think tank has revealed that when it comes to adjusting the heights, tightness ... -
Seeking Professional Help After Admitting You’d Fuck Beast From Beauty & The Beast
KNOWN as ‘Beast-feasters’ in their secret online communities, women and men gather on a daily basis in dark corners of ... -
World Seemingly Forgets America Is America
WORLDWIDE optimism remains high that America will ‘do the right thing’ during today’s crucial Midterm elections, with most people choosing to ... -
Outcomes Of Both World Wars Reversed After Man Chooses Not To Wear Poppy
THE FALLOUT from one man choosing not to wear a Remembrance Poppy has had disastrous consequences in Britain, inadvertently reversing ... -
Plane Forced To Turn Back To Airport After Pilot Forgets Phone Charger
A PLANE entered into a drastic course correction back towards Dublin Aiport just minutes after taking off from a runway ... -
Grim Gritty Grimness: We Review RTÉ’s Latest Grim, Gritty Drama
SUNDAY night viewing on RTÉ has just changed forever with the release of Hell Streets; the latest grim, gritty series ... -
Don’t Like Millennials? Then You’ll Hate These Little Bastards
WHEN it comes to laying blame on someone for the current state of the world, Millennials are the perfect group ... -
Media Hasn’t Been This Excited About A Murder In Ages
WWN can reveal that the brutal killing of a man in the ‘salubrious surroundings of a posh South Dublin suburb’ ...