Category: BREAKING NEWS


Keith Barry Arrested For Brain Hacking

WATERFORD Gardai have arrested Irish stage mentalist Keith Barry this morning at his home for the alleged “brain hacking” of 4,000 people over a 3 year period. Mr. Barry was brought to Ballybricken Garda station at 9am this morning for questioning, but was later transferred to a “mind safe” facility in Cork University after several… Read more »

US Scientist Caught Taking Artificially Grown Vagina Home

BEN FISHER a research assistant at the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine in North Carolina was discovered attempting to bring an artificially grown vagina with him as he leaving for the night. This news comes after last week the Wake Forest institute announced that vaginas were successfully implanted into four teenage girls who have… Read more »

Cork Lad Thinks About Cork Every 3 Seconds

Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the third floor looking out over Harcourt St in the Nation’s capital Conal thought to himself ‘it’s no Princes St’. The 26-year-old accountant found himself growing ever more restless throughout his working day, his head filled… Read more »