Category: BREAKING NEWS


America Running Out Of Schools To Have Shootings In

The latest tragedy involving children, death, and firearms is the 75th shooting related incident to occur at a school inside of 18 months, prompting the NRA to warn of major problems for American society if stern action is not taken. “To put it bluntly we’re running of out schools to have these shootings in, at… Read more »

Overly Chatty Co-Worker Doing Nothing For Mans Hangover

DUBLIN man Ian Talbot, currently of melted head following an ill-advised weeknight session, has described his co-workers incessant need to talk all day about inconsequential matters as one of the main factors contributing to his crushing hangover and his ability to even deal. 27 year old Sales Assistant Talbot had been socializing with friends after… Read more »

Prince Philip Celebrates Birthday With ‘Blackface’ Party

The entire United Kingdom was heard to utter ‘shit-bugger-arse-tits’ upon learning that the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip is choosing to celebrate his 93rd birthday with a ‘simply darling’ evening’s entertainment involving performers in ‘blackface’. While Prince Philip is believed to have acquiesced to requests that he duct tape his mouth shut while in conversation… Read more »

Ireland Makes The Big Switch To Islam

FOLLOWING the publication of a study which has declared Ireland ‘the most Muslim country in the world’, many Irish people are making the big switch to Islam. Ireland, according to this latest study from George Washington University, is the country most faithful to the values of the Koran, putting the already uncertain future of the… Read more »

Dublin City Council Gets Go Ahead For Junkie Cull

THE Government has approved a ‘junkie cull’ which will see as many as 8,000 drug users exterminated from Dublin’s inner city over the next twelve months. Dublin City Council will host the pilot scheme until July 2015, before a decision is made on whether to extend the cull nationwide. There are an estimated 20,000 drug… Read more »

Ronaldo Doubtful For World Cup With Bruised Ego

With the opening match of the World Cup just a week away fresh doubt has been cast over the participation of one of football’s best players, Cristiano Ronaldo. Sources in the Portuguese camp claim he suffered an injured ego in the aftermath of Real Madrid’s champion’s league triumph against rivals Atletico Madrid. Rumours have been… Read more »