Hungover Merkel Afraid To Check Phone

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is this morning, bracing herself before going through the 736 missed calls and 1,347 text messages on her phone, following a night of drunken debauchery in celebration of her country’s World Cup victory over Argentina. Merkel, said to be suffering from the worst dose of the fear ever recorded, has little… Read more »

Lonely Dublin Clamper Just Wants To Be Friends

Gary Chambers, a 42-year-old man from Dublin and employee of a clamping company has notched up a record 300 clamping incidents this week breaking the previous record of 299 held by another clamper from the previous day. WWN spoke exclusively to Gary on this, a most historic day in the history of Irish clamping. “I… Read more »

WWN’s Guide To Renting In Dublin

WWN is proud to present its handy guide to all things property as it confronts the current surplus of renting fantasticness on offer in the Nation’s capital Dublin. Our media rivals seem hell bent on convincing you, the innocent Irish public that there isn’t value out there when it comes to renting property but that… Read more »

“No, No, No…Don’t Get Me Wrong, Wearing Yoga Pants Is Fine!” Backtracks Donegal priest

A CATHOLIC priest who warned his parishioners they were putting their souls in jeopardy by taking part in yoga classes has backtracked on his earlier comments, confirming that ‘wearing Yoga pants is fine’, just as long as you’re not participating in the activity itself. The county Donegal priest, who banned advertisements for Yoga classes from… Read more »