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“Disorder, Disorder”
SCREAMING the word over and over again for what must be three years, House of Commons speaker John Bercow begged ... -
Ronan Mullen To Undergo Twat Conversion Therapy
SENATOR Ronan Mullen is to undergo a controversial new form of ‘conversion therapy’ which claims it can turn even the ... -
Jacob Rees-Mogg Rescued After Slipping Through Street Grate
BREXIT champion Jacob Rees-Mogg is recovering with a nice warm bowl of thin, strained mushroom soup following a harrowing four hours ... -
Would You Look At This Prick
AS PART of WWN’s daily depressing update on the rights of minorities and marginalised communities around the world we are ... -
These Are The Biggest Challenges Facing Solskjaer
MANCHESTER UNITED announced the appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to the position of manager on a permanent basis this morning, ... -
Some Crap About Wine Causing Cancer, Just Keep Scrolling
HERE’S some crap research which somehow equates smoking 10 cigarettes to one bottle of wine but just keep on scrolling through ... -
Government Calls On Army To Tackle Homeless Problem
QUICKLY responding to a recent report which found there are now over 10,000 human beings homeless on the island of ... -
Pope’s Inaction On Child Abuse Goes Viral
KEEN eyed fans of continuing to hold an organisation responsible for facilitating the widespread rape and abuse of children, have today ... -
“Zig-A-Zig-Ah” Revealed To Be Cunnilingus
TWENTY three years after the Spice Girls burst into our lives with the smash hit single Wannabe, a sensational new book ... -
MetroLink Plans Cancelled In Favour Of TDs Reelection
THE SOUTHSIDE section of the MetroLink will no longer go ahead after some TDs realised their local constituents might not ...