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Largest Tropical Storm Set To Devastate Oh Wait It’s Only India Never Mind
WWN would like to apologise to readers for alarming them with a headline that suggested a huge tropical storm was ... -
Varadkar Wondering How The Fuck He’s Going To Spin This
A PANICKING Taoiseach is today scrambling his best spin teams to try and save his career following a horrendous incident ... -
Late Late Show Country Special: 3 Best Windows To Throw The TV Out Of
IT’S that time of year again! The Late Late Show Country spectacular is upon us which has some viewers wondering ... -
“I Could Do 8, Maybe 10 Lines A Night” UK’s Coke Shrimps Exposed
WWN’s Paddy Browne travels to the UK where new research has found a growing cocaine epidemic among the nation’s shrimp population. Before embarking underwater with our ... -
Here’s What The HSE Is Fucking Up Today
AS HAS become apparent in recent years it is near impossible for the average person to keep abreast of the ... -
Caster Semenya Sentenced To Death By Comments
FEMALE athlete Caster Semenya has lost her landmark case against the International Association Of Athletics Federation, and has been taken away to ... -
Local Man Always Thought Ruby Walsh Was Name Of Horse
AS THE SUN sets on the astonishing career of veteran jockey Ruby Walsh, so too does the dawn rise on ... -
But Is Lionel Messi Actually Any Good?
AFTER 15 seasons in a row of near constant excellence on a scale never seen before, some football pundits and ... -
Ungrateful Violent Communists Interrupt Fine Gael Meeting
HORRIFIC scenes unfolded at a Fine Gael meeting yesterday when violent, sub-machine gun-toting feral communists, frothing at the mouth, massacred ... -
3 Ways To Celebrate Denis O’Brien Losing €450 Million
AS THE SALE of media group Independent News and Media, which owns the Irish Independent among other titles, to a ...