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Christmas Trees For Sale Remarkably durable Christmas trees for sale at decent price. Unique shape to our pine needles. Some shedding occurs and is slightly smaller than those inferior trees you usually buy. Ok, you’ve got me – they’re bonsai trees, but look it, they’re yours for 20 quid or you can buy all 200… Read more »

Scientists Create Genetically Modified Puppies That Will Only Last For The Christmas Period

SCIENTISTS in Houston, Texas have announced an incredible breakthrough in genetic engineering today that will see an end to the age old problem of abandoned animals that were previously¬†given as Christmas presents. Professor Jonathan Graynor, of the Medical Genetics Laboratories at Baylor College of Medicine, claims that his group of researchers have successfully created a… Read more »

Shock As GAA Club Final Passes Without 30 Man Brawl

THERE was outrage throughout the GAA community this weekend, as a club championship match played out without descending into a 30-man schmozzle. Historically, GAA club finals have been the best place for fans of massive on-pitch battles, as the pressure of championship glory in players overcomes their ability to not swing a thump at the… Read more »

X-Factor Winner Enjoys Literally 15 Minutes Of Fame

BEN Haenow, the winner of this years X-Factor, has become the first contestant of the long-running singing competition to have enjoyed literally 15 minutes of fame. 10 million viewers tuned in last night to see the 29-year-old Haenow pip 26 year old Fleur East to be crowned the X-Factor winner, before immediately beginning to let… Read more »