Croke Park Residents Wondering What Else They Can Accomplish

MEMBERS of the Croke Park Residents Association, who successfully opposed five consecutive Garth Brooks concerts, were yesterday musing over what other social grievances and injustices they can take on. The committee, who were said to be surprised that just taking a stand actually worked, is currently reaching out to members of fellow communities to help… Read more »

Banshee Sightings Down 100%

A NEW report from the Irish Mythological Association has revealed an alarming decline in Banshee sightings over the past decade. The results of the study reveal that in the years 2004-2014, there were zero reports of the dreaded spirit; a 100% decrease from the previous time frame. The Banshee, often depicted as either a beautiful… Read more »

Garth Brooks Files Lawsuit Against Ireland

Just when we thought ‘Garthgate’ couldn’t get any crazier the singer is set to sue the Republic of Ireland in its entirety following ‘insurmountable reputational damage’ incurred in the recent weeks. While details are still emerging it appears that, despite the concept of suing a country having little legal foundation, such is the extent to… Read more »

Catholic Church Welcomes MP Paedophile Scandal

The Catholic Church has warmly welcomed news that a number of MPs in Britain were believed to be part of an elaborate and unconscionable paedophile ring during the 70s and beyond. “We waited, waited and waited for a big scandal to come along that would take the heat off us and you know what, we… Read more »